The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took
their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots
and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad
plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer,"
said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while
later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would
like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a cheesecake,"
said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed
the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the
third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody
has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!