Thursday, January 25, 2007

try this

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Things that you would like to say out loud at work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a darn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

ooooo, The Body Shop!

Yay! I spent my Body Shop GC yesterday! Holy crap, Cranberry body butter, introduced to me by my bro-in-law in the form of a cmas present, was on sale @ Sunridge Mall for $4 !!!!! wow! so i bought 6 containers. Now I shall never run out!!
Also, b/c my seester-in-law n bro gave me so much to spend, I also got super nice
hand lotion and a tinted lip gloss.
Yay! new things to play with! Thanx so much J&R

The Great Shopping Extravaganza

Had a super great time with P this weekend, so nice to have visitors :) He got here sat. night, made us watch the Canuck's game at Tipp's which was actually pretty fun, then we introduced him to the Wii when we got home, watched a movie, chilled mostly. Sunday we bought out all of Market Mall, ok, well, maybe not totally, but it was pretty close. I have a very stylish bro. Sunday night we were pretty wasted (tired, not drunk) so we just stayed in, watched a movie, played the Wii etc etc. Monday I succumbed to peer pressure (and lack of parking) and skipped my class to go to IKEA where my ridiculously generous bro purchased an en-freakin-tire set of bedding for us: duvet cover, sheets and a quilt! wow. Ya, so, hmm. Kinda hard to accept lavish gifts, but he kinda steamrolled over my numerous objections and insisted. Thank you thank you thank you! Overall, it was a great visit, just wish T and the wee one could have come too. Next time.
So, starting week 2 of school and seems pretty good so far. Have a final in Simply Accounting at the end of Feb., and then only 2 finals in April, which is a fantastic change from the 6 last semester. So far it seems deceptively easy, but I'm sure that will quickly change. We have 2 group projects, one building a website, always fun, and the other in our strategic mgmt class. We got to pick our own groups this semester in both classes, thankfully, so I am confident they will go smoothly and we'll have a good time. Thursday B and I start to go to the gym for some cardio before classes, I hope we can stick to it so that by the end of this semester I'll have lost some inches. Gotta renew my yoga pass soon too.
K, peece owt

Saturday, January 6, 2007

And it begins again

My last semester, for a while anyways. Monday marks the day that I give up my freedom, my Zelda playing and sleeping in and never leaving the house, for days filled instead with studying studying and , yes more, dun dun dun daaaa: studying! Kinda nervous, I must say. Not too sure how it's gonna go, this last semester shook my confidence a little, but I'm going to strengthen my resolve and press on and convince myself all I need is more homework doing and I'll be back on track. So, that's the plan, to get on the bus every morning with J and be at school @8am, even though due to my crappy schedule i don't start until 10 or 11.
My birthday was wonderful, I was so blessed (read spoiled) this year by my wonderful family. I got a Body Shop GC (hooray!) and some loose tea with a teapot that has a steeping thing right in it, and a necklace and and and...
With my lovely Ikea money from my mommy i picked a
mini greenhouse and a thermos that fits perfectly in my backpack so hopefully I will spend less this semester on coffee/tea (we'll see, but that's the plan). So now, I just have to find a shelf that fits and looks good for under the window for my lovely new herb garden to be.
Oh ya,
PATRICK is coming to visit! How exciting! Whatever shall we do? Something fun, no doubt.
Okay, I better comb my hair n stuff, we're going to a movie, I think
Children of Men, should be good.